me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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gnarly:

when yo chick sees me:

image

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  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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